Aquired from 's journal, looked like much fun!

WARNING: Crack pairings ahead, ye have been warned!

First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Jeff Hardy
2. Matt Hardy
3. The Undertaker
4. Kane
5. CM Punk
6. Vicki Guerrero
7. Rob Van Dam
8. Jerry "The King" Lawler
9. Beth Phoenix
10. Shane McMahon
11. Stephanie McMahon
12. Me! (I don't care, I can be in this tag if I want!)


Have you ever read a six(Vicki)/Eleven(Stephanie) fic? Do you want to?
Never have and never will... *shudder*

Do you think 4(Kane) is hot? How hot?
NOT HOT. SO VERY NOT HOT.

What would happen if Twelve(Me) got Eight(Jerry Lawler) pregnant?
I would be in alot of trouble with a very good friend of mine, she knows who she is!

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine(Beth Phoenix)?
No doubt there are probably alot floating around, but I would never want to...

Would Two(Matt Hardy) and Six(Vicki Guerrero) be a good couple?
OH GOD NO.

Five(CM Punk)/Nine(Beth Phoenix) or Five(CM Punk)/Ten(Shane McMahon)?
CM Punk and Shane! They'd be so cute together!


What would happen if Seven(Rob Van Dam) walked in on Two(Matt Hardy) and Twelve(Me) in bed together?
He'd be SOOOO jealous, but then I'd just pat the bed and wiggle my eyebrow suggestively!


Make up a summary for a Three(The Undertaker)/Ten(Shane McMahon) fic.
"The Undertaker was a lonely evil supernarural force of death and he thought he always would be, but then he met the bouncy, bubbly Shane O Mac and his life changed forever"

Is there any such thing as One(Jeff Hardy)/Eight(Jerry Lawler) fluff?
I sincerely hope not!

Suggest a title for a Seven(Rob Van Dam)/Twelve(Me) hurt/comfort fic.
"The Whole Damn Saturday"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four(Kane) to deflower One(Jeff Hardy)?
Well, Kane would simply clobber Jeff over the head and when the enigma woke, he'd be deflowered with third degree burns over his whole body...

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven(Rob Van Dam) slash?
yeah, ME!!!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three(The Undertaker) slash?
If they do, I'd rather not knkow about it!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Stephanie McMahon)?
Only ironically I hope!

Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Matt Hardy)/Four(Kane)/Five(CM Punk)?
What is it with Kane and the Hardyz?

What might Ten(Shane McMahon) scream at a moment of great passion?
"HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Jerry Lawler), which song would you choose?
"Beware of the Dog" by Jamelia

If you wrote a One(Jeff Hardy)/Six(Vicki Guerrero)/Twelve(Me) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING: VICKI IS KICKED OUT TWO WORDS IN

What might be a good pick-up line for Two(Matt Hardy) to use on Ten(Shane McMahon)?
"I want the money *winks* "

When was the last time you read a fic about Five(CM Punk)?
I'm writing it!

What is Six(Vicki Guerrero)'s super-secret kink?
The Big Show... *shudder*

Would Eleven(Stephanie McMahon) get in bed with Nine(Beth Phoenix)? Drunk or sober?
Beth has MUCH higher standards!

If Three(The Undertaker) and Seven(Rob Van Dam) get together, who tops?
The Undertaker, if he wants top, he gets top!

Fill in the numbers of this sentence with the names:
"1(Jeff Hardy) and 9(Beth Phoenix) are in a happy relationship until 9(Beth Phoenix) suddenly runs off with 4(Kane). 1(Jeff Hardy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11(Stephanie MacMahon) and a brief unhappy affair with 12(Me), then follows the wise advice of 5(CM Punk) and finds true love with 3(The Undertaker)."

Damn! Jeffy has an unhappy relationship with me??? And finds true love with The Undertaker? The Phenom is such a whore!

What title would you give this fic?
"The Fantastic Phenom"

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
All the sickos who know me!

Name one person who should write it.
ME!

How would you feel if Seven(Rob Van Dam)/ Eight(Jerry Lawler) was canon?
A little bit sick...


Anyone can do this if they like!